Supply-side advantage

Straggle-haired,
pasty-faced,
gimlet-eyed,
frumpy, dumpy
in leggings.
Rolled off the sofa
to exhort "Health and wellbeing".
Driving home in a Discovery,
long hols,
fat cat.

300 metres to the council palisade;
Off she waddles,
Arms full of files,
Improbable government agent.
Absent to the kids,
unaccountable to parents,
plotting
a rigged game;
protected
dominie.